Here is where you can pull quotes from Gabriel D. Roberts in handy picture form. Feel free to post anywhere on the web with these!

I give my life so that you can have free tacos for all eternity!

From the Future Self blog post

part of the #bornagaintorebirth mystery hashtag series in promotion of the twitter # and promotion of Gabriel D. Roberts forthcoming book.  Intended to make people say, "what on earth is this!?" and look further.

The people of Fatima got more than they bargained for when the Holy Spirit Doves started firing lasers from their eyes!  "RUUUUUUN! These doves have laser eyes!"